they really should be more specific

Out of the blue today Everett said, "A spider can't save the world."

What!?

Then he explained himself. The song goes, "Spiderman, Spiderman, doing the things that a spider can."* And a spider can't save the world.

They really should be more specific.


*these are the lyrics as reported by Everett. They are not guaranteed to be an accurate or complete representation of the lyrics of the actual Spiderman theme song.